Reasons why i want to kill my self
I got home from work yesterday and the first ting I did was turn on Facebook, its become a part of my daily routine
-Get up
-Get up
-Take a crap
-Take a shower
- Eat breakfast
- Turn on Facebook
-Take a shower
- Eat breakfast
- Turn on Facebook
Every day with out fail I turn on Facebook, it’s how I start and end my days, kind of sad.
Anyways yesterday I got home from work and I turn on facebook, a girl that I fancy was online, lets call her mmmm Carolina.
Anyways yesterday I got home from work and I turn on facebook, a girl that I fancy was online, lets call her mmmm Carolina.
She is definitely a looker, besides her beautiful face and greats pear shape ass and perky tits she as an attribute that really appeals to me, whenever I talk to her I feel normal, I feel like just a normal guy talking to a girl.
Carolina and I have gone on a single date (if you could call it a date) we went to a burger place called “In & Out” we talk we laugh. In days before this I would always feel that she was hitting on me that is why I asked her out.
So when Facebook come up and she is online I engage in small talk work, food and friends. Some five minutes into the conversation she goes quiet and does not write anything (happens often in instant messages conversation) I take this opportunity to put on some music (radiohead) after that I come back to the conversation and re-engage her, the first ting she writes
… me gustas mucho (Spanish for “I really like you”)
BIG CRESCENDO
For a split second I was happy and in a instant after my brain registered the information in front of me my heart started pumping and it all went directly to my junk, in less then a second a erection was growing in my pants, I was not yet fully pitching a tent but I was definitely at half mast.
I am 26 years old if I was 15 the first ting I would have done was write back something like “I really like you too, were are you?” but since I have more then a decade in experience in the art form of rejection, I just wrote “?” the first ting that went trough my mind was that her little brother got to her computer and was at no good. After the longest minute in my life she writes back “perdon me equivoque de chat” that Spanish for “FUCK OFF IM DATING SOME ONE ELSE”
“Sorry wrong chat window” Jesus Fucking Christ, well there goes my erection.
FACEBOOK GOT MY DICK HARD.
So when Facebook come up and she is online I engage in small talk work, food and friends. Some five minutes into the conversation she goes quiet and does not write anything (happens often in instant messages conversation) I take this opportunity to put on some music (radiohead) after that I come back to the conversation and re-engage her, the first ting she writes
… me gustas mucho (Spanish for “I really like you”)
BIG CRESCENDO
For a split second I was happy and in a instant after my brain registered the information in front of me my heart started pumping and it all went directly to my junk, in less then a second a erection was growing in my pants, I was not yet fully pitching a tent but I was definitely at half mast.
I am 26 years old if I was 15 the first ting I would have done was write back something like “I really like you too, were are you?” but since I have more then a decade in experience in the art form of rejection, I just wrote “?” the first ting that went trough my mind was that her little brother got to her computer and was at no good. After the longest minute in my life she writes back “perdon me equivoque de chat” that Spanish for “FUCK OFF IM DATING SOME ONE ELSE”
“Sorry wrong chat window” Jesus Fucking Christ, well there goes my erection.
FACEBOOK GOT MY DICK HARD.
